Filipinos as a superbeings: filipinizing the world

Was browing through google and found this interesting column...

"Filipino as a superbeing: Filipinizing The World"

let me qoute this line that catches my attention, well though I don't really like the content but It was really funny...
“the Filipino has a role to play in the coming world scenario…..We didn’t just export bodies. We exported our own brand of people and our own culture…..in the Age of Aquarius, the Filipino will be empowered, his sun will rise, he will govern and his real wisdom will shine…..” which presumably presages the fulfillment of our mission, spelled out in the headline, that of “filipinizing the world.”


How can we Filipinize the world?
We can filipinize the Japanese by convincing them that their fetish for punctuality is what makes them uptight and unhappy. (G/G cited a survey which showed the Filipino as the happiest and the Japanese as the unhappiest man in Asia). The Japanese get upset when their trains are 20 seconds late. They should learn to run their trains as we do: only when the engineers feel like it.


We can filipinize the Israelis by teaching their army how to pursue a band of 80 Muslim kidnappers with an invasion force of 6,000 troops, preceded by naval gunfire, artillery barrages and aerial bombardment from safe distances..


We can filipinize the Taiwanese by urging them to allow, as we do, communist labor unions in their industries, communist and pro-communist columnists in their newspapers, and communist front organizations dominating Taipei’s streets, so that in time Taiwan becomes a communist country while the Chinese mainland becomes totally capitalist.


We can filipinize the French by convincing them to build an LRT, a la Edsa MRT, on the magnificent Champs Elysees and the ritzy Rue de Rivoli up to the Ile de la Cite, with incredibly ugly stations at key stops such as the Arc de Triomphe, the Place de la Concorde, the Louvre Museum and the Notre Dame Cathedral. That should spark a real revolution.
(Just some of the examples full details read the column....)

I find this column really funny and very creative...
no wonder why everyone wants to go out of the country... heheheheheh

Filipino can find humour in every situation that's why we're used to just smiling and bearing our troubles.... And when need arises we rise up to the challenges

I am a Filipino although we have flaws I am proud to be a PINOY!

(background: Lupang Hinirang) ...Ang mamatay ng dahil sayo...(Trans:To die for You...)

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Day 2: Mickey is Busy

Man, I love tokyo disneyland! The place is soo beautiful. But I was abit disappointed coz Mr. Mickey is soo busy that he have no time to take picture with his fans.
We spent the whole day there taking rides and sightseeing the only problem is most of the time the announcement and the shows are all in japanese.
But we had a great time and fun.

The ladies that I hang out with in disneyland. Aren't they pretty? Don't worry I'll introduce them to you John & Benster I got their contacts.

DAY 1: Ko-nichi-wa! eego ga dekiru hito wa imas ka

Hello! Does anyone here speak English?

arrived at narita airport at 7:40pm a very an hour long queue to immigration... is this tokyo?
I can't believe it 3 hours bus from the airport to our hotel... is this tokyo?
Ok thats enough for the day... :P

Tokyo is really beautiful!
I love the cold weather, beautiful people and good food!!!!!(yummy sushi)
First day we took City Bus Tour....
The view from the Tower was sooo amazing get to appreciate tokyo alot from the top view and take note I can see singapore from there... hehehehe just kidding.

But to summarize the day I was sooo tired most of the time spent on travelling
all I want is to go back to the hotel and have a hot shower and sleep until next day.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sayonara! Itte kimasu...

Mood: Very Excited!!!!!
Music: "I'm leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver

Doing some last minute work and rushing to change SGD to YEN,
Feel like singing... "I'm leaving on a Jet plane"
Yeah! I'm on holiday for 4 days and soo excited. No work ... Yipee! Disneyland here I come...
But was telling my friends during lunch how come they never send me off even though
It's just for 4 days, I'm still gonna miss you guys (This is my high "I" very
sensitive me)
Anyways I know my boss will kill me if she founds out that I haven't finish the
project I'm suppose to finish today... hehehehe
Ok got to go "SAYONARA! ITTE KIMASU my friends!
That's the first japanese words I learn.

Believe

STATUS: SICK (My nose is running faster than me!) **Runny Nose**

Wow! today is the busiest monday for me... but for the record monday I came in early to work. Then went out to client to check the problem with their installation of the software I develop ages ago... Then went to sentosa to help setup team building run for our client it was awesome I would'nt mind doing that everyday you know... just go by the beach and conduct games... I mean training for clients.

Well I was there imagining my dream work place.... zzzzzzz
*** Working by the beach with my laptop connected to the internet working
while drinking a very cold tropical drinks under a coconut tree! ****


Well back to reality its 10:00pm now and about to miss my favorite TV show which is DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES btw I'm still here in the office working and finishing some stuff....

And now I'm listening to my new CD....

Chemical Brothers - Believe
oh
I needed to believe in something
I need you to believe in something
I needed to believe something
I need you to believe in something
I needed to believe
I needed to believe
oh
oh
I needed to believe in something
I need you to believe in something
I needed to believe something
I need you to believe in something
I needed to believe
I needed to believe
I needed to believe
I needed to believe
oh
I'm moving in between
can you feel me in between
I'm moving in between
can you feel me in between
oh
oh
oh
oh
I needed to believe
I needed to believe



Well, tomorrow is another day! Btw check out soon I'll post my trip to TOKYO!

Coffee, Tea or Me

Man! today is a long day and soo tiring
woke up early in the morning for the Thumbs Up session which as usual I was late again duh! eventhough the school was only few blocks away from my place, but take note i took a cab not to be late. guess it was due to a relaxing opera concert i watched yesterday night thanks arjie for the free tickets.

Wooohooo I played Warcraft again Yessssss!!!! Ben-ster your the Man! too bad Master Nic could'nt join us because a war going on at his work hehehehe.

Dinner time with friends at this posh place called CRYSTAL JADE hehehehe. And


Who is this cool guy?

Haven't seen you for a long time and dude you have the coolest haircut now man!!!


sick and tired of this coffee shop!



Girl tell me this is not the Curry Chicken right?



Again, I am not promoting or referring this shop to any of my friends...ever

But this shot really looks like a commercial shot of this Coffee place....

Well its not about the coffee or the tea but its all about me!!!!

Don't Hold Back....

Just bought this CD "Push The Button" by Chemical Brothers and really enjoy listening to this song....
World my time has come to... Don't Hold Back!!!


Galvanize
(By Chemical Bros. Feat Q-Tip)

(Don't hold back)
cuz you woke up in the morning with initiative to move,
so why make it harder
(Don't hold back)
If you think about it so many people do, be cool man, look smarter,
(Don't hold back)
and you shouldn't even care, about the losers in the air,
and their crooked stares,
(Don't hold back)
cuz there's a party over here, so you might aswell be here,
where the people care,
The world is holding back
the time has come to...


The world is holding back
the time has come to...(2x)
Galvanize,


(Don't hold back)
If you think about it too much you may stumble,
trip up fall on your face,
(Don't hold back)
You think it is time you get up fresh style
like a sit-up come on keep pace
(Don't hold back)
Put apprehension on the back burner,
let it sit, don't even get it lit,
(Don't hold back)
Get involved with the jam,
don't be a prick, hot chick
(Don't hold back)
The World


The World
The time has come to -
Push the button
The World(3x)


My finger is on the button(3x)
Push the button
The time has come to...
Galvanize


Lyrics copied from Musicfactory© website.

List of My Favorite Games... What's Yours?

Just wanted to list down my all time favorite computer games from the time
I learned how to use a computer. I guess from this you would have guess from what era I am starting from 486 - Pentium Machines
- Frogger
- Space Invaders
- Asteroids
- Moon Buggy
- Worms
- PacMan
- Chess
- Maniac Mansion
- Summer Games
- Winter Games
- Liesure Suite Larry I - V (This game is soo hilarious!!)
- Carmen Sandiego
- Neuromancer
- Indian Jones
- Dune
- Hero's Quest (My first RPG adventure game)
- Space Quest
- Doom
- Diablo (Why did I ever play this game? 2 weeks of obsession will never do that again)
- StarCraft
- Quake
- Half Life
- Counterstrike (Best game ever played!)
- Diablo II (Yuck!)
- Warcraft
- Neopets (Did I really play this? O well I still have a pet name KuriMao)
- Halo
- Need For Speed
- Tomb Raider
- Ragnarok
- Gunbound
- Frozen Throne (I'm lovin it!)

Some of this games I guess you've never heard before but by the type of games in this list I think I know what kind of games I love to play... RPG Rules Man!!!!!!

So How About You?

Somethings that I learned Today...

Qoute of the Day:
Chapter 5
"Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime"
(from the book "The Journey of Desire" by John Eldredge)

Views of the Day:
Topic Reproductive System (Chatted with a friend regarding Bio Class)
FRIEND says: We just finished our last topic, which was human reproduction. So my teacher decided to make us watch a documentary on birth... it was SO disgusting...
FRIEND says: haha well we just didn't watch for awhile.. but it was seriously disturbing...
FRIEND says: ... it's really gross.. ugh..
ME Says: I guess for some it's disturbing, for some it's amazing and for some it's just really a miracle how our body is created like a complex machines working together for common purpose.

Song of the Day:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doin here
I don't belong here
Woooo hhoooo wooo hooo screeeeaaaammm
lalalalalalla
- By Radiohead

Rumour of the Day:
Demi moore is pregnant?
unnamed sources, Star magazine reported that Demi Moore is pregnant -- yes, pregnant -- with Ashton Kutcher's baby. According to the report, the couple spilled the beans to friends during dinner at Kutcher's Hollywood restaurant, Geisha. Moore, 42, is eight weeks pregnant, according to the report. She had three children with Bruce Willis, to whom she was married for 11 years. Kutcher, 27, has no children and has never been married.
But Kutcher denies Moore's prenancy rumours guess who will be PUNKed soon?

Website of the Day:
a great site called www.boreme.com that has a whole heap of ads and other stuff on it.

Best time of the Day:
5:30PM - Fax, Email, Talk on the Phone, SMS, Browse the Internet all at the same time.
Beat that!!

(Remembering) Saturday Crap

I forgot to post my wonderful experience last saturday... It's moday and looking forward to next saturday

waking up early in the morning on sat - is a crap
traveling 45mins by cab to the other side of the country - is a crap
6 hours of class session with no air condition - is a crap
eating in a fine restaurant served with a small slice of beef, and paying $30+ - is a crap
Sitting in starbucks and drinking coffee for 3 hours - is a crap
Arguing about the difference between men & women with 3 guys and 1 gal - is a crap
waiting for a friend in the information counter for an hour - is a crap
eating 7 variety sets of food with only 3 ppl - is a crap
walking along orchard road and finding out the liquid room is not in orchard - is a crap
playing pool when you are very tired - is a crap
but spending time with people whom you treasure friendship with is worth the crap!

Thanks for a crappy saturday friends!
I had a great time :) we should spend crap time one weekend together again!
Soon.